This is a copy of my weekly email from eWeek.

They send me the dead tree version of their magazine every week, and almost every week ask me to confirm my ’subscription’ details to it, or else. Or else they won’t send me the magazine.

Oh dear. I don’t want the paper version anyways. I don’t read it. I find it boring. Please do stop.

But of course, they never do. I’ll probably be receiving this magazine when I’m six feet under.