In a few short days, the largest religious organization in the world will be choosing a new leader. I’m speaking about the Roman Catholic Church, of course.

The church is taking extreme pains to ensure privacy during the selection process, and probably rightly so. The dry facts are available just about anywhere.

But wouldn’t it be cool if there was a neo-techie cyber-Catholic cardinal among those voting for the new pope? I’d love to read a blow-by-blow account of choosing a new pontiff.